LONDON, CENTRAL
At 3:00pm BST on Friday, August 18th, model ambassador Bryony Housecoat fell sufferer to the realisation she is definitely only a glorified gross sales rep.
Housecoat, whose enterprise card reads International Model Ambassador – Colonel Archibald’s Hemlock Gin Infusion, recounted the expertise to CON: “I used to be standing on the platform at Baker Avenue Station, making a psychological notice to purchase some E45 cream for my shoulders, carrying a rucksack filled with bottles is homicide in your shoulders, when it all of the sudden hit me. I really stated ‘dangle on a minute’ out loud. I’m a fucking gross sales rep, not a model ambassador. My bills card is a Monzo pre-pay, and I haven’t been on ANY journeys. I acquired extra weekends off after I was a bartender, and the ONLY factor my boss ever says to me is ‘have you ever bought something but?’. This isn’t what I signed up for.”
“It’s precisely what she signed up for.” Mentioned Housecoat’s boss and model proprietor Tristan Archibald, when approached for remark, including “Did she say if she’s bought something but?”.
Housecoat has, in truth, not bought something but.
